Daughter Birthday - Face Ache

£2.89

Q) What do you call a fish with no eyes?  A) A FSH!
Q) What do you call a sheep with no legs?  A) A BALL OF WOOL

Q) What do Hippies do?  A) HOLD YOUR LEGGIES ON!
Q) How do you make an apple puff?  A) CHASE IT AROUND THE GARDEN!
Q) How do sheep keep warm in the winter?  A) DOUBLE GRAZING!
Q) What do you call a dokey with 3 legs?  A) A WONKEY!
Q) What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?  A) A POLAR BEAR!

Q) What’s 12” long a day jumps in Australia?  A)  A KANGER-RULER!
Q)  What’s green and lives in a cage?  A) A CANARY THAT ISN'T RIPE YET!
Q) What’s the fastest vegetable in the world?  A) A RUNNER BEAN!

With lots of love on your birthday

 

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