Unleash the laughter with this outrageously funny birthday card featuring a comprehensive fart chart that categorises every type imaginable!
Card Features:
- Hilarious illustrated fart classification chart
- Witty rhyming verse inside
- Bold, eye-catching design
- Premium card stock with vibrant printing
- Perfect for pranksters and jokers
- Includes envelope
Inside Message:
"...others can be musical with rhythms like a drum... ...and hot ones you must treat with care 'cos they can burn your bum! While all of these are deadly their powers are quite small... ...for one of yours it's true to say, can clear the Albert Hall"
This brilliantly crude card delivers maximum laughs for anyone who appreciates toilet humour and isn't afraid to embrace the silly side of birthdays. Warning: may cause uncontrollable giggling!